fuyu no miko here
i am a krusnik; i suck the blood of vampires
enter my lair at your own risk
Sunday, October 16, 2005
no offense!!! no offense peeps! pramis!
nakakatawa kasi sya talaga!!! hahaha!!!
the story...
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates when suddenly Albert Einstein appeared. St. Peter then asked Mr. Einstein “What is your business at the threshold of God’s loving eternity?” Mr. Einstein replied, “How may I enter heaven?” St. Peter replied, “Prove to me that you are really Albert Einstein.” Albert Einstein then requested a blackboard and a piece of chalk. With a snap of St. Peter’s fingers, a blackboard and a piece of chalk were at hand. Mr. Einstein then began scribbling different mathematical formulas, equations and theorems explaining the theory of relativity and the mysteries of the universe. Impressed by this, St Peter then said “You are truly Mr. Albert Einstein and you may enter heaven.”
An hour later Pablo Picasso appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter then asked Mr. Picasso, “What can I do for you at the threshold of God’s loving eternity?” Mr. Picasso then asked “How may I enter heaven?” “Prove to me that you are Pablo Picasso,” St. Peter commanded. Mr. Picasso swiftly picked up the chalk left by Mr. Einstein then began violently turning and re-arranging the mathematical scribbles of Mr. Einstein on the blackboard into Les Demoiselles d’ Avignon, Guernica, and works of Cubist and Surrealist influence. And to conclude his masterpiece, he drew a surrealist version of St. Peter’s face out of the chaos on the blackboard. St. Peter was stunned and remarked “You are truly Mr.Pablo Picasso, and you may enter heaven!”
A few minutes later, a young man appeared before St.Peter and asked right away how he can enter heaven. St. Peter then proceeded to ask the young man, “Who are you?” With his chin up and arms crossed, the young man replied “ I’m a proud Green Archer basketball player.”
“Just like Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso, prove to me that you are really a Green Archer basketball player,” St. Peter commanded. With his head tilted and eyebrows curled, the young man asked “Who is Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso?” At that moment, the hosts of heaven began singing Halleluia while the pearly gates flung open. St. Peter was almost speechless but he did tell the young man, “Truly, you are what you claim you are, you may enter heaven.”
in the snow, traced by blood...10/16/2005 01:14:00 PM
wants:
a set of faber-castell 48 classic colour pencils or crayola 64 colors
endless supply of c1 and c3 pilot gtec pens
solitude and silence, power and prestige
current loves:
manga: vampire knight, shinshi doumei cross, ludwig kakumei
anime: cardcaptor sakura, vampire knight, kiniro no corda~primo passo
edibles: fishball, palabok, iced tea, coke zero
characters: kaname kuran, zero kiryu, eriol hiiragizawa, laures
delinquent student
certified instant coffee gourmand
caffeine dependent
sleep monster
no fashion sense
